Luna de Luna is EVIL

G'morning Kids & Porn Stars.... Luna de Luna is evil. I thought wine would be the better (healthier) choice for drinking and that I would remain calm, cool, and collected while drinking. Throw in a hot tub and little Bethany because an ass. A topless ass. What the heck was wrong with me? Oh right. An entire bottle of wine and then some.
There is lots I remember and lots I don't remember about Friday night. All in all, a very fun night with KTU and "Larry." Too bad the tub broke down though :) Although I may have drowned had I stayed in the hot tub. LOL.
It all started with me deciding to switch from Twisted Tea to chardonnay. I love my wine, but I weaned off of it because it was making me so tired every time I drank it. But, in light of the new points situation with the Tea, you can understand why I would switch back. We weren't in the hot tub long when I finished the bottle. And when I say finish it, I mean I drank a good mouthful directly FROM the bottle. The pizza delivery guy came and "Larry" talked him into heading over to the liquor store and buying me more. He bought the biggest bottle there was. Oh God. The fun was just beginning and this is where I started having only "snapshots" of the evening.
"Harrison" called me on his way home from work and left a VM, so I called him back. So, picture it. Me, topless sitting on the stairs to the deck trying to be suave and flirt with him with KTU and "Larry" still sitting in the hot tub. I mentioned that I wanted him to take me on a "real" date and that's where it all went down hill. I don't remember most of the conversation, all I know is that we were arguing because he wants to be able to date other people (hello, I am too!?!) and we left it as we would hang out Sunday night, talk about things further, and it would be a "real" date. Sunday, he called and cancelled. How nice. Story to be told momentarily when I cover Sunday :). All I know is that I don't remember the whole conversation with him. I remember bits and pieces and I remember sitting on the toilet, in wet shorts, with no top on. Pretty picture. So we left things as we would go out Sunday night - by my house, not his - and talk more then. I wound up passing out in "Larry's" mom's room with two dogs and a cat. I <3 animals, but only when they aren't grwowling at me (MOEY). I briefly woke up once to eat hotdogs with KTU and "Larry," and woke up two more times when "Larry" spanked me with the spatula. (I have bruises!!! Ouch!!)
Saturday morning I was awoken by the dogs. And almost lost them as the gate was open and in my drunken haze of letting them outside, I didn't see that. I was able to get them back inside and went back to sleep. Not too long after, KTU and "Larry" came downstairs and then KTU and I were off to breakfast. The thought of food made me sick. I couldn't even get a whole bagel down (Hmmm, maybe I should drink more... Less food goes in after. LOL) I had to go back to bad after that, so it was off to home after we ate. I proceeded to sleep until the evening hours when "B" finally called me back. It was too late for us to go to dinner and he seemed cranky, so we decided to just stay home - seperately.
Sunday we decided to - finally - get together. We went up to Bear Mountain and went hiking. It was a long day, but I enjoyed every minute of it. Especially when we just laid down near the Bear Moutain bridge in each others arms and talked about the future and just talked about whatever. On the way home, we decided to stop at Rick's for some dinner. I saw my girl Nance and "Chef." Both seemed to have missed me and it was nice to talk to them. After dinner, I was wiped and wanted my bed. I dropped "B" off at home and headed back to my place. This is when I realized "Harrison" called to cancel on me. I guess it didn't matter since it was 8:30 at this point, but I am not sure what to think about it all. He pissed me off by starting an unecessary fight with me :( Anywho, I am off as it took me all day to post this and it is now 10:13 PM and I am once again exhausted. 10-4 over and out.

"Dr. Ruth says women should tell our lovers how to make love to us. My boyfriend goes nuts if I tell him how to drive." --Pam Stone