Wednesday, August 09, 2006

I Have Bushy Brows??

G'evening Kids & Porn Stars.... OK, so I decided to treat myself to a manicure and pedicure after work tonight. I figured I deserved it working so hard lately and all (and I friggin have Shingles again - not a bad case visually, but fucking painful as all hell this time around!!) So, I get the pedi and sit in the massage chair, read my book, and relax. When the technician finished, I moved over to a table to get my nails done. As she is doing my nails, she says, "You want da eyebrow wax too?" I say, "Sure, I guess I should." She says, "Ya, they bushy. I fix. I fix nice. Make pretty. Ok?" I say, "OK, sounds good." Then I see her eyebrows and I KNOW I am in for some real trouble. She had NONE. Well, I mean, she had about 12 hairs where each brow should be and the a real thick pencil line drawn in. "Oh God," I think to myself. I am screwed. LOL. She finishes up my nails as I try to think of a reason to get out of it. "Come," she says as she calls me into the "Waxing Room." "Here we go," I think to myself. I am too nice to say no at this point. I lay down and she grins and says, "Bushy, bushy, bushy. I fix." I figured, "Well, who the fuck wants to be bushy - anywhere, LOL??" I close my eyes and fear the worst. She waxes away and THEN brings out the tweezers. She is hacking away at my brows. I am scared. She finally says, "I finished. Go look in mirror." I walk a slow crawl to the mirror worried about what I might find because it really felt as though she scalped my brows... Lo and behold, they look fabulous. She knew what she was doing and I have two full eye brows in tact. Phew! 10-4 over and out.

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