Johnny Bravo!!!!!!!

G'Afternoon Kids & Porn Stars.... Happy Monday! I know you have all been checking back to see if I had posted my weekend recap, so here you are!:
Friday - Could not WAIT to get out of work. The morning started early and being late to work because I, again, had to go see the police in my town. I think my stalker has given up, finally, and I think that has all died down. The Flirt had something to do with it, so again I say thank you to him. So I got to work late, had to work through lunch, and stay a little late... "B" and I planned to meet at our place at 5:30 for a Happy Hour drink. He was late, so I sat by myself for a round... Or two. The guy next to me started talking to me and boom! there was "B."
***Side Note - I am going back to my old nicknames. I like them better and if my stalkers really have that much time to search me and find my new blog, it will A) give me more ammo for the police and B) prove that they are the stalkers C) Prove they have no life. LOL. End Side Note***
As soon as the guy I was talking to saw "B," he winked at me and said, "Hey 'B' I am so sorry - I was going to try to pick her up!" So not going to have happened!! LOL. We'll call him JB. So "B" and him chat (they know one another from softball) and we all start chatting. It was nice to see "B." :) Then JB's girlfriend shows up... He was going to pick me up?? "B" knows the GF too and she and I hit it off. Soon we are doing shots and all talking. Well, they are fighting and "B" and I are sitting there uncomfortably nodding and laughing. We are all over the bar and KTU is messaging me and I am messaging her. Then I think I am messaging her, "Are you drinking?," but no, I messaged "Harrison." Ooops. Before I left work, I had taken en Ephedra pill I had. I didn't want "B" to think we lost the pizzazz if I left because I was tired or whatever. Then CB (the girl I met) had me doing Red Bull shots. So not good for my system. KTU called me and I say, "We met a couple!" She says, "What are you? Swingers??" LOL. "B" and I finally have some down time and we are talking. I tell him about my last night with "Harrison." I tell him EVERYTHING. When KTU called me (Or I called her, LOL) she said, "Please take some Immodium for your verbal Diapoopies!! Don't tell him things like that! Nooooo!" But, "B" was surprisingly OK with it. Will this come back to bite me in the ass? Probably. Regardless of what happens with "B," he is a best friend and I didn't like lying to him. So now he knows and what he does with the info is up to him. We continue drinking. "Harrison" calls my cell and "B" gets mad, so I let it go into VM. He left a cute message, but he is so cute. "B" tells me he loves me and that I am beautiful. So I want "Harrison" because I can't have him? I don't know. Two trainers come in that we know and we chat with one of them for a bit. The other one - who's always been a dick - goes into the bathroom with his guy friend. The ladies bathroom. How gay is that? Seriously? They said that the men's room smelled bad. "B" and I looked at each other confused. "How would you know anyway," the guy friend asks me. "Do you frequent the mens room?," he asked. "Actually, yes, I do," I say. Weird. Around midnight I've had it. "We need to go," I say to "B." He was not happy. But, he agrees and we leave. I hadn't eaten dinner and had all those shots. So, we left and went back to his apartment where I proceeded to spill something oily on the floor, slip on it, and whack my arm on the bathroom door. I have a bruise now and it REALLY hurts! Ouch! I slept soooo good, it was weird since his bed sucks.
Saturday - Woke up promptly at 8AM. Could not fall back to sleep. My body was shaking. I had to have been the Ephedra and Red Bull. I then decided to annoy "B" until he woke up. He was not thrilled with me. Our tummies were growling, so we decided to go to Friendly's for breakfast. Mmmmm. Then I was tired again, but since he was "already up" his "day had started." So I went home for a nap. It was such a great nap. Mama Dukes gave me crap about not helping around the house and she is still mad at me. What would she have done if I didn't live there? How annoying. All she has to do is ask, but she feels she "shouldn't have to ask." I offered to pay for a cleaning service, got her a gift certificate for a full house cleaning (she hasn't used yet), and clean up after myself. What more does she want? So annoying. So I went back to "B's" at 6:45 since we were meeting Kel-Kel and RyRy at 7 at my favorite Italian eatery for a double date. ;) Dinner was good, the company was better. They were crazy to treat "B" and I - we owe you a dinner and THANK YOU AGAIN!!!! After dinner we were going to check out this band Kel-Kel knew of. One of her colleagues was the drummer, so we headed off to Bar None. We were the only customers. RyRy got a drink and I got a Twisted Tea with a special straw even though I "wasn't drinking" Saturday night. People finally started arriving and the band came on. I can't remember the name - mental block. I got to meet some of Kel-Kel's co-workers. The one that stands out is the Social Worker guy that was mean to her (bastard). First off, he looked like Greg Brady. Secondly, he tucked his tea shirt into his jeans. Not a good look. After the first set, I yell out, "Johnny Bravo" and RyRy and I fed off of one another. Kel-Kel was not thrilled with us. LOL. Oooops. Was it wrong to be mean? Haha. We decided to go and surprise Maggie Sue down in NJ at the Toga Party. So we drove down only to discover she was not where we thought she was. Poop. So we had one round there and RyRy was significantly drunk (I think) and we decided to leave. Cigarette smoke is yucky - I can't wait until it's banned in NJ! We said our goodbyes and we headed home. "B" was so annoying when we got back to his place - he kept tickling me and all I wanted to do was sleep. Jerky. I finally got to bed.... And sleep was so good.
Sunday - Woke up around noon - which was now 1 PM. "B" was gone already to play racquetball with his bro. I made his bed, packed up my stuff and left. I laid in bed all day until 7. I decided it was time to eat, got up and went for food. Mama Dukes was back when I returned and she was nasty... Still. She is aggravating. I watched t.v. in my room for the rest of the night and relaxed. I heart weekends like this. Except that spending so much time with "B" is confusing because I'm not sure what we are to one another or what we are doing. Argh.
Today, Mama Dukes is still mad at me (just called her to see if she needed anything from the store). What a big freaking baby. "I shouldn't have to ask you to do things." Then how the heck will I know what needs to be done? If you don't ask, it won't get done. If I have to tell her this one more time, I might beat her. LOL. It's times like this that I absolutely HATE living at home. LOL. Anyway, so busy at work, need to get my orders in.... 10-4 over and out.

***On Wednesday, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the
morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. That won't happen again for 100 years.