$15 Bucks For One Cup! (LOL)

G'morning Kids & Porn Stars! Happy Monday.... How about a little weekend recap? Friday was Cinco de Mayo. I was sssooo excited to celebrate and then wound up not doing anything in celebration. I went home after work (I left right at 5!) and watched some t.v., read, and just relaxed. It felt so good to not have to rush off anywhere. I went to bed somewhat early and was fast into dreamland when my cell phone went off. I see that it's KTU and I answer. It's "Larry." They are both drunk (She cheated on me!!! LOL) and they are having a silly fight. The rest of my night is spent on and off answering the cell phone and chatting with both of them. I most enjoyed when KTU was parking her car. Very fun listening. lol.

Saturday - Woke up and talked to KTU again to make sure the fight was over and all was good again in KTU world. It was, of course. I called "B" as we had plans for that evening. We decided to meet up at his place at 7:30.
**Side Note - At this point, I still have not heard from "Harrison" so if you are looking for a "Harrison" update, I had none at this time....**
So, after talking to KTU and Cowgirl a few times, I was dressed and ready to head over to "B's" place. I arrived at 7:30 and knocked. No answer. I let myself in. I head into his bedroom because I see he's not in the living room. I see a body under the covers. First thought, he's in bed with the Downstairs Melrose Place Skank (DMPS). Nope. He was in bed alone. And naked. lol. Silly Boy. I yell at him for not being ready. On our way out to the restaurant we run into DMPS. She is sitting on the front stoop on her cell. "HI!" she says to "B" then looks at me, "hi," with a small smile. She asks the person the cell to hold and starts talking to us. Well, to "B." They make small talk, she asks where we are going, exclaims that the restaurant is supposed to be good, then comments on how she has not showered all day and she is wearing the same shirt as the night before. She looks at "B" and says, "I'm sure you noticed," and smiles at him. I keep my cool and hold my smile. Finally, finally, finally we are in the car. "Did you go out with her last night??," I ask as calmly as I can. "No, I came home to change and ran into her." Argh. So we headed over to the The Melting Pot for dinner. We had a fabulous time even though we didn't have the dessert ("B" doesn't eat dessert... Argh), but our waiter was totally awesome. The hostess sucked and were SO rude. The bartender was super friendly too. And the food was fantastic! I definitely recommend it. After dinner we headed over to Fennell's for a drink (or two for him). I was way too full to even think about drinking. We went back to his place and we passed out from fullness. Definitely can't eat like that all the time, lol. When we got back, I noticed his pile of "love notes" had gotten larger. From DMPS. Argh!! So I read them of course. Is her "credit" still good? She "owes" him. "Hopes he had a great weekend." "Happy St. Patty's" on a Snoopy card. One letter actually said, "I hope you had a nice time on your date with Beth." OK, you see he's dating me. BACK OFF! Don't leave notes for him. I don't care if your friends, but seriously! Argh.

Sunday - Woke up at around noon. I guess we were tired. We decided to go get breakfast together and then I was going to call Kel-Kel back because I had asked her to chill :) After "breakfast" we headed back to his place so I could drop him off. Of course, DMPS pulled in right after us. How nice. She waived and smiled and headed inside. Then, a few minutes later as "B" and I were trying to say goodbye, she came back outside. So of course she started talking to us. Asking about the restaurant and what not. She wouldn't leave. I finally wanted to just get out of there so we kissed goodbye and I left. As I pulled out of the parking lot, they were left to talk to one another and she was totally flirting with him. Annoyed. I called Kel-Kel on the ride home and we decided to meet at her place at 4:30. I showered, changed, talked to Mama Dukes for a minute and was off. We headed out to Pizzeria Uno (All I did was eat out all weekend! LOL) with RyRy for dinner and then headed back to her place to watch a chick flick. Conversation was awesome, as usual. RyRy cracks me up and Kel-Kel is just to fun to be around :) After the movie, we chatted some more and then I headed home. While I was there, "Harrison" called me and left a VM. So, I tried calling him back on the ride home. No answer. I e-mailed him today, no response. Aggravating. End it or tell me your busy or something. ARGH! All this over a fight that didn't even exist or should have happened!! I'm off like a dirty shirt. 10-4 over and out.