Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Anyone Want a Mangy Cat?

G'morning Kids, Porn Stars and pet owners.... Happy Hump Day. As you may know, I live at home with my mommy, LOL, and with me came 2 dogs and the kitty I adopted with The Bunny when we lived together. This cat has been a thorn in my side since we adopted him. She didn't want him when she left and I felt bad giving him back to the pound as we accepted responsibility for him. Leighbug was cool with cats, so he moved with me to the second apartment. When I moved home, he had to come with me too. He's been a biter since I got him and has always been fairly nasty, but he makes up for it when he's loving (sometimes he is actually really cute!) He peed in the house once when I lived with The Bunny - he marked his territory when my apartment was "infested" with squirrels. Then when I moved in with Leighbug he peed and pooped on her bed. Then one time I caught him peeing on the rug in my old place, but I chocked it up to the fact that his litter box wasn't as clean as he would like it to be.

Fast forward to this last week.... I had the fun of coming home to a smelly bedroom (mmm, my favorite). I assumed it was the dogs as it is time for them to be groomed. Nope. In the back of my mind I knew it wasn't dog pee smell. I searched and searched and found nothing. I changed the litter box. Still smells. I sprayed my whole bed with Febreeze. I could still smell it. I finally gave up and figured maybe he peed on himself and maybe HE smelled. I was attempting to fall asleep with this cat smell in my nostrils. I was uncomfortable so I rolled over onto what is normally DB's spot in the bed and put my foot in a big WET SPOT. And not the GOOD KIND of wet spot. I immediately pull back the covers and see a HUGE FREAKIN wet spot on the bed. I put my nose close. Yup, found the cat pee smell (and yes, it was the cat because the dogs can't get up on the bed.) At this point it's 1 AM. I strip the bed and throw everything in the wash. I yelled at the cat and that was the end of it.

Last night I am folding laundry and hanging in my room with the kitty and the pups. I look over at Mason and he is looking right at me. I see him jump up and start to shake is paw off. HE HAD JUST PISSED AGAIN ON MY BED! I immediately smacked his butt as he flew off the bed and hid underneath. I hadn't put the mattress pad back on since the last time, so the urine went straight down to the F***ing mattress. I kept yelling at him and told my mom to take him to the pound first thing today. Everything is - again - being washed, but this is damn annoying. The bastard is declawed, so I can't put him outside. My mom doesn't want white hair everywhere so he has to stay in my room.... Mason fights with Mama Dukes cat and her cat litter box is in the basement, so I can't put Mason in the basement. I am at my wits end with this cat and I don't know what to do with him.

I read online today that cats pee on your bed when they are mad at you or jealous. The first time he peed it was on DB's side. This time, my bed smelled of his cologne or shampoo/body wash. Is this possible? Is this little prick jealous or mad about something?

He is SO out of the family Christmas card this year. Bastard.

10-4 over and out.

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